golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

American Penis

Horny little mongrel, often taking over the brain and raping any type of hole in sight. Rumors say the American penis will dig into furry holes and loves to plunge into animals as well. Especially monkeys.

The American penis enters a the horrified monkey below the waste from the back.

by Johnmalone882 November 2, 2008

Whale Penis

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.

James is a whale penis.

by intangible March 16, 2004

Spore Penis

re: pok

creating a spore penis is so pok!

by corncob June 19, 2008

Plaster of Penis

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.

"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."

by austin gaykid November 27, 2007

Inverted Penis

When someone has a penis that is so small that it actually looks like the penis is heading inside the body.

--mostly found in asians

That kid tyler has an inverted penis.

Dude i hear that the new asian kid at our school has an inverted penis

by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009