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One pump chump

A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight
That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.
by Slapanja September 2, 2020
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one hit quit shit

The dankest of the dank, marijuana with a very high thc content (one hit quit shit is usually around 19-20% thc). Thus you don't need to smoke more than one hit to be really high.
White Widow, Black Russian, and Matanuska Thunderfuck are all strains that qualify (if properly grown and cured) as official one hit quit shit!
by King Barley February 2, 2007
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Score one for Team Faded

After getting stoned,blazed,high,or faded in this case you use this phrase to express to people that you are high and have in tern scored one for team faded. Team Faded can consist of anyone. Yourself, or everyone you are with while getting faded. This phrase may only be used once by every person after getting high no more than that or else it just gets old. Although if you happen to smoke again in a few hours then you would say Score 2 for Team Faded. any number of times after that you add one point to the board for TEAM FADED.
1) *after smoking a blunt*
Carter- Awww yeauh. Score one for Team FADED!!
Ellie- blah blah blah smoking is bad for you blah blah.
Carter-*tisk* man check out dis foo

2)*after smokeing 2 hours earlier you smoke again*
Carter- Score 2 For TEAM FADED!!!
Ellie- wow again.
Carter-hellz ya.
by smoking in hobo village March 22, 2009
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one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)
"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"
by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013
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One More Song Syndrome

When you start a Guitar Hero or Rock Band session and continually tell yourself or your friends that you'll do one more song and then it's over.

The next time you look at the clock, three hours have passed and you've played nearly every song on the disc.
Person 1: I can't believe we played every downloadable Foo Fighters song Rock Band has to offer! What do you want to do next?
Person 2: How about one more song?

Two hours later:
Person 1: Alright. We've also played every Blink-182 song there is. Think we should go to bed?
Person 2: I've wanted to play 'Rebel Yell' for the last twenty minutes.
Person 1: Rock on!

One hour later:
Person 1: I think we've got the syndrome.
Person 2: What syndrome?
Person 1: One More Song Syndrome.
Person 2: No wonder we're virgins
by EderC October 15, 2010
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one hand sack basket

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.
by Anonomous11001 June 9, 2011
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One loaf shy of a sandwich

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
by Oldmanduster March 13, 2014
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