hot as satan's balls

extremely hot

"It's hot as satan's balls outside"

by 8===D----(.)(.) April 17, 2010

Lithuanian Hot Pocket

A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.

"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"

by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018

Red Hot Rooster

Also known as a "Red Hot Cock" this is the act of performing fellatio on a gentleman while you have a mouth full of red hot (cinnamon) candy.
The results can be mildly warm and pleasurable. Or sometimes cause searing pain.
It is also a good way for those who perhaps have a problem with the taste of semen to get past the taste - because pretty much nothing is going to override the intense taste of the fiery candy.
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Last night I gave Henry a red hot rooster. He didn't mind the heat too much. And it sure made his cum taste better.

by GushingForth August 15, 2016

Hot Pocket Friends

When two woman have shared or are sharing the same penis. A female version of Eskimo brothers.

Karissa and Mandy have both had sex with Curtis. That makes them hot pocket friends.

by MrArrozConPollo July 28, 2015

Hot Person's Discount

The ability for attractive customers to get lower prices, better service, and more prompt attention in hotels, restaurants, airports, etc.

At restaurant...
Guy 1: Hey, they just seated those two girls before us!
Guy 2: Yup, they're getting the Hot Person's Discount.

by Goofyfoot June 21, 2008

hot girl walk

What tiktokers call going outside.

"The weather's so nice, I think I'll go for a stroll."

"Ew Mom what's a stroll?"

"You know, when you just walk around and think..."

"Mom! Don't be a boomer that's called a hot girl walk."

"You were a mistake."

by Dan H1 June 29, 2023

The Hot Air Balloon

Where a man put his penis in a bee hive and proceeds to get stung then quickly shoves his penis in a females vagina and waits until it starts swelling up like a hot air balloon then yells, “up up and away!!!”

The Hot Air Balloon

“Yo dude I just Hot Air Ballooned this bitch last night, it was awesome.”

by I_love_Auschwitz69420BC January 8, 2021