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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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Fart Finish

When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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cuter than popcorn farts

"Damn girl, your cuter than popcorn farts"
by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017
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alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.
I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.
by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017
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Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.
I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.
by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017
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jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions
God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart
by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017
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Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
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