Dick Oclock 

The time of night when you are ready to go home with some guy, generally at a club.

A: "So, what's happening with you and that guy you're working
B: "In 5 minutes, it's gonna be dick oclock

"It's not dick oclock yet, i'm staying."

Dick Oclock by Dick O'Clock April 25, 2010

Dick Klicks 

Riding or driving a vehicle around town or small areas adding miles or kilometers to the vehicle causing it to devalue. Never going on long road trips.

All he does is drive around town in his Civic adding dick klicks while blasting his stereo.

Were you out riding around town all night adding dick klicks to your bike?

You have 30,000 miles on your vehicle? Ya but there mostly dick klicks because I dont like to take it out of town.

Dick Klicks by HighSpeedHamish July 7, 2010

dick cheney 

an uncelebrated act of conservative BDSM. Often involving cock rings w/ chains, water boarding, electrocution, choking, and humiliation techniques to achieve its goal. In extreme public examples, puppeteering techniques are employed.

battery powered pumps are requisite to achieve the full effect.

those poor bstrds at gitmo got to experience the dick cheney first hand 0_o

dick cheney by lewis419wu July 16, 2010

Dick To Chick Ratio 

The ratio of guys to girls at any place.

Man, Simons dick to chick ratio is like 30.

Wow Bobs dick to chick ratio is negative 5.

Dick To Chick Ratio by BA_O_DA_ DAY September 30, 2010

dick air 

The air space at a public urinal that your dick is in when you piss; therefore your dick enters the same dick air as the person who was there before you. This would necessarily mean that some heretofore unknown airborne vd could land on your willy.

Dude, Bruce just left the bathroom and I had to go, so I was in his dick air! He better be clean, man.

dick air by catcherholic March 25, 2011

Dick Hoarder 

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.

Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.

Dick Hoarder by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011

Dick and Hairy 

Man and woman

Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"

Dick and Hairy by Bold and Beautiful November 14, 2011