4 definitions by HighSpeedHamish

Riding or driving a vehicle around town or small areas adding miles or kilometers to the vehicle causing it to devalue. Never going on long road trips.
All he does is drive around town in his Civic adding dick klicks while blasting his stereo.

Were you out riding around town all night adding dick klicks to your bike?

You have 30,000 miles on your vehicle? Ya but there mostly dick klicks because I dont like to take it out of town.
by HighSpeedHamish July 6, 2010
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Based on chat rooms or forums, the individual who continually posts one line posts containing few words to people or persons who they a: do not know well, b: have never met, c: have nothing in common with or d: no intention of learning more about that person.

In the spirit of bloat posting (adding total amount of posts to a forum or website) to make the numbers more attractive to potential sponsors or for advertisers.

Or in the guise of pretending to look interested in whatever the topic, subject or debate may be.
"Hey everyone its Bill birthday, happy birthday Bill!!"

"" Omg Bill, have a super day!"" (internet cheerleading)

"Hi, Im new to the site, just saying hi and hope to meet people"

"" Welcome to the site, I hope you meet people too!"" (Internet Cheerleading)

"Does anyone know how to fix a widget?"

""No I dont but hopefully you will someone who does."" (Internet Cheerleading)
by HighSpeedHamish August 30, 2010
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Whalusnackifatius (whale-us-snack-e-fat-e-us):

Refers to a large person who cannot resist or control the urge to keep eating. Is prone to taking free food whenever offered and usually takes more than average. Has a tendency to attempt to hide their over eating issue by making excuses or an outrageous claim.
Wow did you see Christina eat all that cake? I think she falls under the whalusnackifatius category for sure, Ive never seen anyone take so much at once.

That girl Christina is such a whatusnackifatius, I mean overgrowing is not a condition nor scientifically possible.
by HighSpeedHamish October 7, 2009
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A fake lesbian, a girl who acts like a lesbian but never fully commits to being one.
That Penthouse pictorial was hot but those girls were pretenbians.
by HighSpeedHamish October 4, 2008
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