Take a brake 

Its when you take a brake

take a brake Simon

Take a brake by A1d October 13, 2019

Fuzzy Hand Brake 

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

Fuzzy Hand Brake by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

Tennessee air brakes 

(Traditional) Large, floppy, low-hanging mudflaps on a semi/large truck that create a lot of wind resistance, on the irrational premise that they slow the truck down along with the standard air brakes on large trucks. Tennessee reference due to the majority of truckers being some degree of white male with a propensity for camouflage clothing and stickers like “USA Love It or Leave It.”

(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.

Wow, that semi’s mudflaps are big and flapping like crazy.

Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.

Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.

Tennessee air brakes by Runmikeyrun December 23, 2020

My future is so bleak 

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

4 chrome brakes 

100kg chromium oxide gold. You do the math.

My 4 chrome brakes could purchase a entire house if powderized and purified

4 chrome brakes by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

South Carolina Brake Light 

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

South Carolina Brake Light by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

The Budapest Brakes 

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.

P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.

The Budapest Brakes by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022