Baby Chop Chop

A nickname given to a child when they decide to cut their own hair.

Baby baby chop chop, chopping off her hair. Baby baby chop chop, lying everywhere.

by Martini1267 July 17, 2019

giant baby man

A man or teenage boy that has the face of a humongous, large, oversized, giant, gargantuous or jumbo baby.

Guy 1: "Wow see that guy tyler!?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah. Total Giant Baby Man"

by tyleraarts March 30, 2017

creamy jizz baby

a baby that your mom shit out of her ass that was recently filled with 12 gallons of black semen and then after the baby is out he proceeds to eat the cum then the dad comes back and eats the chocolate cum covered baby

i love creamy jizz baby cause my dad gave me one

by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022

little piss baby

Texas Governor Greg Abbott, following the passage and court reinstatement of Texas H.B. 20, a Texas law that imposes censorship limitations on websites active in Texas.

"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

"Do I discern a tautology?"

by RevWaldo September 26, 2022

Broken condom baby

Some one who was definetly not wanted in this world. And most likely was an attempted abortion.

Child:”Drops plate, and it breaks”
Mom: You are the most retarded god damn bastard in the world, you “Broken condom baby”!

by Itsmesogivememoney January 8, 2019

Hillbilly Baby Maker

A mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life. Mixed in equal proportions and gently stirred. Best served chilled without ice.

Hey Barkeep! Get me a hillbilly baby maker, and a bloody mary.

by Wolf89 August 9, 2006

Baby Cacti

one who is spanked like a weed

"my girlfriend was such a Baby Cacti last night!"

by Baby Cacti January 3, 2008