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Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.
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Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.
Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
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Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.
Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!
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Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
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