Me - hey mom ?
Mom - yeah
Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave
Mom - yeah
Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave
by Chickenbestie December 30, 2020
Get the Mommug. person 1: What did you do today?
person 2: Ur mom
person a:Bro yesterdays workout left me sore
person B: yesterday Ur mom left me sore
Thats it. It's something you can answer with when you dont know what to say
person 2: Ur mom
person a:Bro yesterdays workout left me sore
person B: yesterday Ur mom left me sore
Thats it. It's something you can answer with when you dont know what to say
by c0smo. June 3, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. by kam d man February 2, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. by BendOverLittleBoy August 31, 2020
Get the Your Mommug. A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"
Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"
Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
by newgenpag January 11, 2017
Get the mom groupmug. Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
by anonymous October 19, 2022
Get the UR MOMmug. by sagexx November 21, 2021
Get the ur mommug.