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your sisters penis 

Almost as good as your moms cock but not quite! It’s more slimy but it’s a little smaller! The one thing though is it’s fatter than your moms cock!
Your sisters penis was so nice last night. Uahhhh

Castle Penis 

This is a penis, that resembles a castle. In some cases, the penis looks SO much like a castle, that normal castle preditors such as Trolls, Orcs, Mutant Nija Warriors, and Dirty Magicians, will attack at site in hopes to take over the castle, and rid it of any prior inhabitants.
Joey, you got a castle penis, you better protect the prince our your through!
Castle Penis by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs
Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

stegasouras penis lenght

the length of my third leg
the size of a large wang

raw penis 

1. Ouch
2. Damn, that sucks
3. Use some lube when you jerk it
I have a raw penis...ouch
raw penis by Jezzabelle the 10th January 6, 2008

talking penis 

my husband can be a talking penis
talking penis by Anonymous August 9, 2003