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i will delete your kneecaps

if somebody says this to you run
if you like trump i will delete your kneecaps
by non binary frog November 1, 2020
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I beg your pardon

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"
Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon
by Beese Churger August 22, 2020
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I wish you would

A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.
Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.
by Amy Williford December 14, 2008
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I SAID RIGHT NOW

an angry ass phrase you yell when you want someone to do something RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
the sentence prior must have contained right now
originated from the Need For Speed: Heat trailer, and made popular by it's comment section
friend: hey i need you to get these papers right now

me: its fuck-you friday bud, fuck you.

friend: I SAID RIGHT NOW
by SSundeeYT August 16, 2019
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Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi

The catchphrase of the famous advertiser on the youtube channel known as MandJTV
Michael: Greetings, Pokefans! Michael here and
Grunty boi: Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi
by DudeOnAnApp February 7, 2023
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why am i horny

You basically looked to much porn or read to many sex definitions on here 🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️
Why am I horny?

Oh it's all that porn !!
by Cool beans 69 December 3, 2019
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i'm not okay (i promise)

Frank: Dude, are you okay?
Gerard: I'm not okay (i promise)
Frank: You sure?
Gerard: I promised.
by alexthebestpersonevaa July 10, 2022
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