Dick Kickum

The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.

"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. May 9, 2018

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Buick dick

A compliment given from a female who thinks you have a very thick penis or in other words your junk is the size of a boat

Oh my god baby, you have a Buick dick

by Need one April 5, 2017

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death by dick

When a Woman is successful in whatever she does, then all of a sudden losses it all because she decides to get into a relationship with a man which is the cause of what she lost.

Damn She was the Champion until she hooked up, Death by Dick or She was CEO until she had to step down, Death by Dick.

by Car Wash Man May 2, 2019

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Schmitt's dick

A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior

"What's that las doing on that lamp post"

"Trust she's on Schmitt's dick"

by cunt69 June 7, 2014

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dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017

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