Shaking The Chicken 

A synonym for masturbation (self-pleasuring through the rubbing of own's genitalia) much like "wanking", "bashing the bishop", "having a masty" and so on. As "cock" (word used for male genitalia) is also another word for "chicken".

"Man I had the best time Shaking The Chicken over Jessica Alba last night"

Shaking The Chicken by AchilionX January 8, 2012

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon 

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon by Thoxis October 27, 2018

Inside Out Chicken Twistie 

A handjob where the receiver has their penis outside their underwear but still inside their pants. Commonly used in nightclubs and music festivals. Allows for freedom of movement hence a satisfying handjob, but it can be done in public.

‘Met this girl at the club last night and she gave me an inside out chicken twistie on the dance floor’.

Inside Out Chicken Twistie by I<3Wristys September 19, 2021

Cheyenne Lil’ Chicken 

Cheyenne “Lilchicken” is a chubby girl of about USA descent who has a knackering for chickens and british peepe

Wow that Cheyenne Lil’ Chicken girl be snackin on that british dick and sucking on that drumstick ya feel

Cheyenne Lil’ Chicken by chickeneatervageene July 31, 2022

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken 

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.

Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken by goatgoatgoat666 May 8, 2013

fox guarding the chicken coop 

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

fox guarding the chicken coop by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

road chicken 

Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants attempt to last the longest without breeching the security of the space and gasping for oxygen; leaving one's ass vacant and the car full

On our recent Vegas trip Fred left us a tasty Road Chicken.

road chicken by Nick Benson September 23, 2006