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shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.
I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003
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shit ton

2000 assloads.
I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.
by Carmack C February 19, 2009
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shit-hole

"Why are we having all these people from shit-hole countries come here?" Trump said, according to a Washington Post report citing two sources briefed on the meeting.
by He who cares about all humans. January 12, 2018
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Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...
I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks
by NotRobert July 10, 2009
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shit head

This is a good metaphor for a shit head: Someone who see's a pile of shit, KNOWS it's shit, but steps in it anyway.

Basically, someone stupid, or foolish who is aware that they are being/doing something stupid or foolish, but does it anyway.
He knew she had an STD, but he still fucked that chick anyway... Poor shit head...
by Acid Trip Alex December 23, 2010
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get that shit

Usually a phrase a man/woman uses talkin to a friend about someone they want to have sex with.
Man 1: Man, Niecy been lookin fine lately. She wants to chill sometime.
Man 2: Dawg, you better get that shit.
by J December 17, 2004
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shit blister

Shit Blister (verb)

A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
"Those freaks enjoyed making shit blisters when having sex"
by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007
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