Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Penis Stress

Sexual (dick) dysfunction

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.

by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019

Penis Wormhole

A Tesla Cybertruck.

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.

by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

penis

a deadly thing

bro u r a penis

by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 April 18, 2022

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

PENIS

A massive fucking cock, an absolute minecraft torch, a total fucking weiner, a living hot dog, a tenacious ten inches

Yo, that man has a PENIS

by Weinerman12 November 9, 2020