Cat

The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.

Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"

Student: "6 stages"

Teacher: "Wh-"

Student: "Cat."

Teacher: "..."

by Deranged_Guacamole February 3, 2022

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Bumpin Cats

The act of sexual intercourse between two females. Can also mean two women who are close friends.

"Y'all always together, y"all be bumpin cats."

by Pool cleaner July 8, 2018

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Cat bowl

When somebody cums in an inverted sternum and the female begins to lick the semen out like a cat.

Yo, check that girl out she's totally cat bowlin out of that guys chest...

by Peanut boy 12345 January 15, 2012

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Pussy cat

Some are hairy some have no hair. Sometimes pussy cats stink very badly because their owner does not wash them. They taste very good as a midnight snack.

I love jenessas pussy cat it's very clean and does not stink.

by Pussydeafeater69 December 22, 2021

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“cool cats” basically translates to cool dude, but when the word is used it reveals more about how the user of the word views themselves. The typical user of the phrase thinks themselves a very quirky and funny individual, but this is deeply deeply untrue. The use of the word is so unfunny and awful it is physically uncomfortable to beat and the phrase is widely frowned upon in general

girl- “Hey cool catzzz!”
everyone else- “actually wtf”

by paddyspub27 February 2, 2021

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Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.

My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

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