Plywood Palace

The Plywood Palace is normally known as the video arcade in your adult bookstore, that dark hallway that contains private booths for viewing movies, oftentimes with glory holes installed, for quite obvious reasons. Make sure to purchase viewing tokens at the cashier before entering, or youll be chased out for loitering.

Sergeant Carter spent all night at the bar, trying his luck to get laid. After the two oclock hour with no luck, and a hundred dollars later, he proceeds to the Plywood Palace, having his load released within minutes, before returning to base.

by Expiredcoupons July 23, 2016

Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 3, 2016

Olof Palme

Olof Palme was a Swedish Prime Minister. Until he was mysteriously murdered one cold February night in 1986. Olof Palme is one of Newmans greatest obsessions and he will never stop shitposting about him until he figures out who murdered him. Olof was also a Communist that pretended to be a socdem, don't listen to the deniers like Proletarian Raich, Grenjadog and El Gato.

Newman: So he is not a liberal, or a socdem. He must be a..
Cyridius: Oh ffs Newman
Newman: Olof Palme!

by Project Newman November 17, 2016

unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2016

ghetto palmer

When you mix cheap beer with orange juice

yeah brah! i was sitting on the porch and decided i would have myself a Ghetto Palmer!

by gucciguccigucci February 12, 2017

peggy palms

The hand you masturbate with

Dude, my girlfriend is catholic so I spend more time with peggy palms than her!

by ryroctopus February 28, 2017

Tomás Palmeiro

When you are a Tomás Palmeiro it means that you engaged in sexual intercourse with many portuguese popular singers. Usually this means not using protection and never winning an Eurovision contest.

Dude, you just fucked Ágata! What a Tomás Palmeiro.

by koalamaneta March 10, 2017