Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022

Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.

“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”

by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022

Layered fart

When she catches your fart in her mouth and blows it into a jar to sell it.

She caught my dirty, layered fart in her mouth and blew it into a jar to sell it.

by Layered Fart January 21, 2022

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

Chihuahua fart

A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut

by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.

“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”

by Scoocuzi January 26, 2022

Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.

This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.

by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022

Lingery Fart

A person who is typically disliked and unwanted in a group but still hangs around the group (Lingers, much like a smelly fart)

Person 1: Man that guy Bart won't leave our group even though he is a creep and nobody likes him.

Person 2: Sheeit, what a lingery fart

by Enzo_coil December 13, 2021