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dicking around

Doing things to kill time or boredom.
Doc: Who are you!? What are you doing in the surgery room in which me and my team of world renown surgeons are performing an extremely delicate brain transplant operation??
Bob: Oh I'm just dicking around.
by Dmorg October 29, 2003
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dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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Murder Dick

1. When a man is convinced he has fucked the living shit out of his partner, and he/she usually tells him he/she loves him shortly after. When a sex partner screams during sex as though they were being murdered.

2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
1. "Yo I hit her with the murder dick, now she won't leave me alone."
by Chester Steaknife September 2, 2012
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Largo dick

A large cock and/or dick.
"Hi, my name's Officer Largo dick with the LAPD."

"BLue, grow a largo dick man."
by DirtyRobot August 15, 2006
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Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.
by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016
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small dick

Mike Rowe from Canada has a small dick, I should know
Hey, aren't you the guy who got sued by Microsoft? You have a small dick!
by Bush December 29, 2004
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dick meat

womens favorite food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cock
i had to serve my girl an extra helping of dick meat last night.
by pab702 November 12, 2003
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