CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper

Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021

Cum

Ryan had invited Jen over for some play because they believe in friends with benefits. Ryan showed Jen the way to his bed room and Jen had pushed Ryan down on his bed and flipped him over. Ryan took his pants off and Jen realized that his dick is big so she took advantage of that. Instead of sucking him off Jen decided to eat him out. Jens tongue was rimming his hairy butthole and tasted poop, good this Jen liked it. Then Ryan thought that this was too gay for his friend to eat him out so he decided to flip Jen over and pound her in the vagina. She was moaning out of pain because his 10 inch thick cock was just too big. This reminded her of that one time she lost her virginity to a horse at 12 years old. She liked the nostalgia. She was screaming Ben instead of Ryan because she enjoyed the memorise more then him. He had broken the inside of her vagina so she started to bleed out on his big massive sweaty cock. Ryan started to eat the pussy out because he liked the taste of blood. He liked her hairy pussy for 5 mins until he ripped too much hair out and he had to take it out with a tooth pick. Jen started to suck Ryans huge hard cock because the blood was very luby. Ryans phone started to ring and picked it up, turns out its his friend bob who is really hot. He came out and had a threesome. Bob was eating Ryan out while Jen was sucking Ryan off and was thumbs deep into Bob. They had all busted together and drank it up. Happily ever after

Cum is thick and white

by what.happened.to.hi.how.are.yo December 02, 2024

Cum

The sticky, hot, and white mess that comes out of your one eyed monster.

Yo bro I just busted one in bed and now I have cum on my hands.

by No B*tches July 03, 2023

Cum

A oozy yummy warm white goo created in a man's long hard cock when having sex or masturbating

Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

cum

what you do when yo dick feel nice and hard

ima cum

by dumb ass fuck December 15, 2021

cum

Misterious glue or mayonnaise idk

I like cum in my burger

Im going to fix my broken pot with supercum!

by AnNormalPerson July 16, 2022

cum

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cum shooter

by chicken_bone October 06, 2021