My penis 

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

My penis by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! 

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

gold plated penis 

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

gold plated penis by luiyay October 14, 2014

Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end

Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.

Micah's Penis Size by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

trench foot penis 

After excessive unprotected sexual encounters, one may develop skin lesions or other unwanted afflictions on the member. These afflictions can cause reproductive harm or damage other bodily functions, as well as being extremely painful.

I just bedded three women in one day, now I have trench foot penis.

trench foot penis by Hussanut June 21, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

"Guacamole Nigga Penis", Its just fun to say.

Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis
Other Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis
😎🤜🤛😎

Guacamole Nigga Penis by Yessiryessiryessiryessur August 25, 2020

xander's penis 

really big 👍

Xander's penis is reeeeallly big

xander's penis by definitely not xander October 4, 2021