Your mom

gay

joe hey bro your mom is gay
jack die

by ee er November 11, 2020

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Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro

Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER

by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021

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Mom

Mother

Hi mom

by Gun December 16, 2024

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single mom sampler

The combination of having a thigh tattoo, nose piercing, and hair dyed an unnatural color.

Ashley just dyed her hair blue, she completed the single mom sampler!

by tmc00 July 14, 2024

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Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022

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A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.

FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)

by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022

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