clam cunt

when a fat girl's vagina seems to go up to her belly button because her fat folds

damn that girl has a fat clam cunt

clam cunt by its me matt September 29, 2005

carrot cunt 

A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.

"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"

carrot cunt by facadie September 28, 2007

Terrible Cunt

A cunt, but a real superhumanly massive vagina. The sort of person that would that would sleep with your gran, then make you smell his fingers.

(Prounounced best using a proper English accent.)

I say Simon, you are a terrible cunt.

OR....

Simon Cowell

Terrible Cunt by Marc885 September 30, 2008

i cunt 

possibly meant as "i can't"

<xana> build tawer
<mix_sota> i cunt

i cunt by <AMS>SILVER October 3, 2008

Asian Cunt Storm 

A multitude (5 at least) of transsexual and/or transvestite elderly Asians partaking in a shameless and sweaty orgy in a cramped space.

"Dude, last night i found an Asian cunt storm in my car!"

Asian Cunt Storm by Mocha Sip March 2, 2011

green for cunt 

1. a phrase which means to "just do it" like the Nike phrase

2. when you are driving with your boys and see a hot girl, you all yell out the car at her the phrase "Green For Cunt"

person 1: hey man pass me the remote
person 2: nah man it's right there. you get it
person 1: ah fuck dude green for cunt!
person 2: oh ok fine. here's your fucking remote

you are riding along with your boys and you see a pretty girl walking around on the sidewalk or in the car next to yours, you would yell "Green for Cunt" and then speed away

green for cunt by christopher Troy June 11, 2008

a steam-shovelled cunt

see Norman Sheun

"Norman Sheun?"
"Yeah hi, is a Steam-Shovelled Cunt there?"
"no, no, nobody here by that name, mate"

a steam-shovelled cunt by endorphous January 13, 2004