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Life

A little experiment between Adam and Eve. They had fun.
by gud suop June 26, 2023
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Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.
by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021
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Life

Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare!!! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.
Life=death while Death=life
by enemyofsociety13 June 14, 2009
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Life

A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is currently no known cure. The only way to prevent creating the disease is to have protection. The best way of preventing it is by using condoms, birth control pills, or just not having sex.
Did you hear that bill and sandy gave life to that baby? How horrible! It has to love like with it for its whole life!
by Ash Drowning June 24, 2014
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Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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No life

When someone does one thing all day and nothing else for example, if they only play video games all day 24/7 and don’t go outside at all.
Someone: playing video games*
Me: You have no life man, all you do is play games all day let’s go outside and enjoy life.
by Jackisnotblack October 19, 2020
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Life

A non-existing object that most people believe they can get on ebay don't have and need to get.
Life not avaiable on ebay for a good price so don't try to buy one
by $t3v3() December 30, 2010
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