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Life

A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is currently no known cure. The only way to prevent creating the disease is to have protection. The best way of preventing it is by using condoms, birth control pills, or just not having sex.
Did you hear that bill and sandy gave life to that baby? How horrible! It has to love like with it for its whole life!
by Ash Drowning June 24, 2014
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Life

Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare!!! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.
Life=death while Death=life
by enemyofsociety13 June 14, 2009
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Life

A useless part in this dead planet
by JTHarris December 20, 2019
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Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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life

the thing i was put in without my consent
by amazondemon December 27, 2021
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An Ambitious Go Getter, Never Quits, and a person of Powerful Intellect. Personality very Loyal, Rare and of High Quality yet remains honest and humble you're lucky to have one around if you do keep him if you don't go and get ONE!!!
Life is an amazing person don't you think?
by RealNameDefinitions22 November 23, 2021
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THOOOOBJGUN LIFE

Law breakers law broker's LBJ2K live BY the GUNS and DIE BY the triggers. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thoooobJgun life.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
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