bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

lobby kid

A group of sarcastic females that has zero f*cks to give.... they are loyal to their group of friends and are happy to just hang out .... Doesn't need attention or crave popularity . The lobby kids are the greatest people you'll ever meet.

You can always find the lobby kids hanging out at the gym or a park.

by Literallymylife May 23, 2016

Scene Kid

Someone who looks and dresses emo, but doesn't self harm.

I have a scene kid friend who hates to admit it.

by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016

disco kid

A child that is conceived in a restroom stall of a 3rd world country nightclub/rave/discotecque. Mother was intoxicated, Father is always unknown. A disco kid will be either a disco dancing whore or a walking sperm bank of a douche.

A feminazi whore had the audacity to name her disco kid after me without asking.

by GoReN April 28, 2016

wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016

Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

Kids Dubbed Different

People who are not swayed over by anything, they do not follow trends they start trends, they have never been the ones to be boxed up, they are divergents by nature, jacks of all traits and they are always trying to make a difference, may look weak but they are strong in the mind

Look at them looking all weird and stuff, they are probably kids dubbed different

by Kid Different August 22, 2016