penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional

Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today

by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021

nigga penis

big black mans penis

i sucked off a nigga penis last night

by darian wade howe January 1, 2023

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

copper penis

when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s

I love it when he hangs me upside down and gives me the ol copper penis

by daphnehitch May 3, 2024

Penis

5 year old conservative boy

"You're such a penis"

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

penis breath

The smell of one's breath after performing an engaging course of fellatio to half dozen ppl all at once and/or in single file.

Suzie smelled penis breath from her brother, David, who had spent the whole night drinking beer & smoking pole for fun.

by oldmangrimmacely November 27, 2023