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fiend to get wigged 

your wanting to get shot in the face.
jermain: i just fucked yo bitch
tyrell: nigga you fiend to get wigged!
fiend to get wigged by kosta crack September 10, 2009

Fried Douchebag 

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina
That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag
Fried Douchebag by YadaYada September 11, 2012

Deep Fried Fish

A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.
Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.

Bong Fiend 

Someone who craves the bong when they are smoking marijuana.
Christophe: Pass me the bong man
Jake: You're truly a bong fiend
Bong Fiend by KinkyJehan June 9, 2011

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.
Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.