Salsa Fucked

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked.

by Robocoke October 12, 2008

fuck piglet

A fuck piglet is a female version of a fuck pig, and one who especially concentrates her efforts on lairy fourth team footballers.

e.g. Paul: "God, look at Lauren grinding on that small asian guy"

Sean: "Yeah i know, that bitch is such a fuck piglet!"

by seanfaz May 25, 2009

Fuck-dash

Going back to a particularly good past sexual partner at the first opportunity.

"He just clicks his fingers and you run, its a total fuck-dash"

"Y'know I think he's still interested in me..."
"O this is gonna turn into such a fuck-dash"

by Newbstar April 13, 2009

fuck boy

A male who tends to think they're better or more skilled than they actually are; often bragging about their fake Jordan's and rich uncles, and brags about the muscles in their calves or their 'gains'.

"Didn't you like Anthony?"
"Nah, he's a fuck boy."

by WhoTheFuckIsK80 April 13, 2016

Jiggle fuck

When that phat ass clapping and those tits are flapping you got yourself a jiggle fuck

Jeffrey jiggle fucked the shit out of cowell

by Fitz has girth October 30, 2018

fuck human

An absolutely deplorable human being. Completely useless simpleton who will never be successful or loved by anyone.

Ryan is such a fuck human.

by s_m_s October 31, 2019

hedge fuck

To bankrupt a hedge fund by short squeezing it.

Man, did you see what's happening on Reddit? DeepFuckingValue really hedge fucked Wall Street.

by Progs January 30, 2021