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Penis

A male's genital
by Man's never hot August 10, 2018
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Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen
by M, M, & D August 8, 2020
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by wetcummingjoe July 26, 2019
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Penis Wormhole

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025
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Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar
Penis noir served with fresh caviar
by D Flawless September 27, 2023
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big penis gameplay

wow i watched a big penis gameplay last night it was crazy
by Onur Muslu May 11, 2023
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Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation
I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!
by jfitty359 August 30, 2019
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