These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
by M, M, & D August 8, 2020
Get the Penis Boogersmug. A Tesla Cybertruck.
In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025
Get the Penis Wormholemug. by D Flawless September 27, 2023
Get the Penis noirmug. by Onur Muslu May 11, 2023
Get the big penis gameplaymug. When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation
I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!
by jfitty359 August 30, 2019
Get the Penis Lagmug. 
