Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat

You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat

by SavvyOne November 9, 2018

Yeeted Meat

A super epic meme page that you should definitely not follow because you're uncool and probably smell like ketchup *Whips*

Josh: "Hey, did you see that cool meme yeeted meat posted?"
Gavin: "Yeah, that shit was the bomb bro!"
Both: "Radical!"

by NotActuallyWhoYouThinkIAm November 11, 2018

tweazer meat

Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.

Whats up tweazer meat.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Dumpster meat

A guy named kevin

That Kevin is total dumpster meat

by Brandelann December 16, 2018

Thonk meat

Tiny donkey meat

Your mom likes thonk meat

by Meme lord xd January 5, 2019

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019