two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

by carlosamelioandwatson May 18, 2011

play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood

I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

by dirtymindforyou February 25, 2006

position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

zip one's lip (or mouth)

to stop talking (See also shut up)

Zip your lip and get to work.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

mighty whitey one-bitey

A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.

I'm about to quickly ingest 10 Mighty Whitey One-bities! Burrrrrp!

by Dave Thomas August 26, 2003

two birds one stone

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once

Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

by the itty bitty tittie comity September 29, 2011

One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008