Retail Zombie

A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.

I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

Zomboner

What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!

Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"

by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008

zombie plan

The planned tactics and procedures one will take in preparation to and/or in the event of the zombie apocalypse.

(zombie gnawing on corpse)
Steve: I bet that guy wishes he'd devised and followed a zombie plan.

by emjayen May 19, 2009

Zomby Woof

1.One who listens religiously or semi-religiously to Frank Zappa. Comes from the Mothers of Invention song, Zomby Woof.

2. One who takes part in illegal sexual activities. i.e. rape

Wow! Do you hear that music. That guy must be a total zomby woof.

I saw some zomby woof prowling around the park last night.

by Zomby_Woof January 7, 2005

zombie company

A company that is considered too important to allow to go bankrupt, and ends up sucking on the lifeblood of the United States (aka its money). Members of zombie companies are permitted to take bonuses of any size, thus contributing to the general blood sucking.

"AIG used to be an egg. Now its hatched and has become a zombie company."

by commiebobo March 19, 2009

White Zombie

When one comes in a girls eyes without her concent and forces her to move about the room blinded with both of her hands outstretched and moans like a zombie while searching for a towel.

I gave that bitch a white zombie, but when she was looking for a towel she triped and fell out the third story window and died brutally. Ha.

by Eugarc July 23, 2009

National Zombie Day

Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.

WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.

Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."

by TwitchyTeh1337 July 7, 2008