wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

wisconsin gripper

When a gay man lets one use his butthole, and grabs one's balls with his hand as they do so.

My hookup from Tinder last night gave me a Wisconsin gripper... I don't think I've ever done that before!

by shrimpheaven87 June 13, 2023

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Wisconsin quesadilla

A piece of cheese that’s been microwaved for 30 seconds.

I had a Wisconsin quesadilla for lunch today, so my therapist prescribed me antipsychotics.

by tcrabboy April 4, 2021

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Wisconsin

Just make sure Cinnamon don't stay itchin.

Nathan Baron don't play Dat shit in Wisconsin. Ol cheese head.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Wisconsin cheesestick

to shove a cheesestick up someones ass, jizz on it, and eat it.

I had a Wisconsin cheesestick last night.

by cooliggy427 June 26, 2025