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Wet Vagina

A wet vagina is a happy vagina. Some people like to touch the wet vagina. People also insert objects into the wet vagina.
Gee, I'd like to touch that wet vagina.
by vagina pro August 12, 2011
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wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.
Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.
by dfu January 30, 2004
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Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.
Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.
by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010
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wet dawn

When you strike the captains pose while letting your roast beef hang out in a seductive way while saying “I’m so wet”
Did you see the bar whore that did the wet dawn over there
by Mongostyle August 12, 2023
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[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose
I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.
by jerrdine January 21, 2009
mugGet the [wet] nelsonmug.

Wet Gang

A gang of Marist boy who think they are cool.
Their leader is Yehan Anthony
by Wet gang May 7, 2019
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Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.
Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!
by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014
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