A close relative to the Wet Willy. The act of sticking one's wet finger into the chilli ring. Aka the asshole.
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"Gross dude. I bent over and you totally gave me a wet chilli!!! I'm never showering with you again.."
"Whats up dude?! (Surprise Wet Chilli) Eww gross did you have Mexican food??"
"Gross dude. I bent over and you totally gave me a wet chilli!!! I'm never showering with you again.."
"Whats up dude?! (Surprise Wet Chilli) Eww gross did you have Mexican food??"
by Cheech and Schlong December 20, 2011
The act of a wet willy with cheeto fingers.
"How to" directions:
1. Enjoy a bag of cheetos.
2. Lick cheesy fingers throughout your snack.
3. Also pick your victim and plan of attack while you eat.
4. After finishing the last cheeto, DON'T lick your fingers, but leave the cheese on .
5. In stealth, get close to your victim.
6. Commence Wet Chilly.
7. Insert cheesy finger DEEP into victims ear.
8. Rotate your finger 3 times to assure a full Wet Chilly.
9. Pull out and run.
10. Whatever you do, DO NOT lick the rest of the cheese off your finger after a Wet Chilly
"How to" directions:
1. Enjoy a bag of cheetos.
2. Lick cheesy fingers throughout your snack.
3. Also pick your victim and plan of attack while you eat.
4. After finishing the last cheeto, DON'T lick your fingers, but leave the cheese on .
5. In stealth, get close to your victim.
6. Commence Wet Chilly.
7. Insert cheesy finger DEEP into victims ear.
8. Rotate your finger 3 times to assure a full Wet Chilly.
9. Pull out and run.
10. Whatever you do, DO NOT lick the rest of the cheese off your finger after a Wet Chilly
Liam: "Fuck you Jake, Wet Willys are so gross".
Jake: "Hahahaha. Nah. Check your ear cheab. That was a fuckin Wet Chilly".
Jake: "Hahahaha. Nah. Check your ear cheab. That was a fuckin Wet Chilly".
by ShredGnarShark October 1, 2011
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