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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.
Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
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joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet
i just did a joe wake upp
by poggo walk May 25, 2021
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Wake and Pex

Wake and Pex is when you wake up, eat breakfast, then take an Adipex-75 pill (75mg Phentermine). Then you clean and study and do work.
Steve: I did a Wake and Pex and included breakfast.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024
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Riding the wake

This is where a girlfriend that is attractive to you or others /has other options , uses the fact others would gladly be you in an instant to her advantage by going out as said girlfriend playing the troubled girlfriend role in order to get what is desired and then returning home with a watered down self to argue because where as otherwise she could have her way in case scenario.
Male.says to girlfriend , oh now you are just riding the wake . Just as she leaves
by Essie Aighen July 15, 2025
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Ass wake

When you walk behind someone and smell their dirty ass.
I was at the grocery store today and walked through someone's ass wake and nearly vomited.
by Macdaddyjbrown September 2, 2025
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