Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Off The Wake

- “Off the wake” typically means right after waking up or just getting out of bed.

“Nah, she looked mad good off the wake”

by nianxnain April 17, 2025

Wake and Bake

A cookie clicker achievement for baking 1 cookie.

I got Wake and Bake 2 Hours and 3 minutes ago

by Chinezo Alberto October 27, 2023

Wake of the Dragon

A Chinese phrase meaning the smoke that follows the opium pipe or the state of being high that accompanies use of opium.

"Don't ask him questions now, he's in the wake of the dragon."

by Phoenix2305 November 8, 2012

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch

Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.

by 0007DM November 25, 2021

Wake the Neighbor

A game where one drives a muffler deleted car through neighborhoods past 11 pm attempting to wake the sleeping individuals. You win the game if the person comes out of their house, chasing you.

The goons played Wake the Neighbor last night and almost got arrested.

by The Name May 31, 2018