dehydrated waffle

A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.

Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.

by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017

waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017

Neo Waffle

When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour

That Neo Waffle was bomb af

by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016

Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock

p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true

by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021

waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

by JewLay April 19, 2010