Victory

So you know what you're doing then. You know what, on second thought. You're right. Yes. Force them to tell the truth. Or do it for them.

Hym "You shouldn't be smirking Jen, you look like Zuckerberg in a wig and what happened to those parents in Wausau? Did you all bury a story that got them killed? Did the people in the community single someone out for psychological abuse and get that family killed? You need to let it go. You've already lost. You've already gotten your kids killed. You don't have the moral high ground here and I'm not letting your mistake dictate the course of my life. It already did for them. You were wrong. Whoever told you 'never to talk to me' is a moron who is trying to escape their own culpability. My victory is engraved on the tombstone of every man, woman, and child you let what is happening to me kill."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Lion Victory

When an NFL team manages to lose a game by less than a touchdown when they deserved to lose by more, or manages to find new and interesting ways to lose by less than a touchdown for years on end.

Forward down the field,
A charging team that will not yield.
And when the Blue and Silver wave,
Stand and cheer the brave.
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go hard, win the game.
With honor you will keep your fame.
Down the field and gain,
A Lion victory!

by YepYeppersUhHuh October 4, 2010

Pink Victory!

When you absolutely own someone and even though you win the argument you still don't get to do what you wanted to do for a completely different reason, but you can still go away with a smug feeling. Just to rub it in their faces you could shout Shame at them and rub your two pointing fingers together at them.

There is a normal queue and a fast track queue for zorbing.
Zorb Operator: All people in pink shirts please go to the back of the normal queue because your fast-track time has expired.
Peeps in Pink Shirts: No, I'll get my Mum on you!
Mum: Let them have a go now!!
Zorb Operator: No...
You: Shame (do the shame gesture)
Zorb Operator: Actually it's too windy now so you'll all have to go home...

You leave annoyed that you didn't get a go but very smug that you completely owned those pink people...
Pink Victory!

by Jackalope97 November 19, 2011

spite-victory

The act of committing all of your efforts to stopping a particular rival from winning a competitive game/event once you realise you have no way of winning yourself.

Game of monopoly: 3 players left

"John you will give me all of your properties for only $500". "Yeh Jimmy sure, as long as you let me go around the board 3 times without having to pay rent". Cheeky smirk to the Bryn. John i'l give you $5000 for all of your properties and allow you not to pay rent on my properties for 3 turns. "Nah Bryn thats fine, i'm going to stick with Jimmy's deal".

As a result Bryn is quickly knocked out of the game, after which John immediately insults Bryn about how bad he is at the game, forfeits to Jimmy and enjoys the glory of his spite-victory.

by racistonarockingchair October 10, 2011

gravponic victory dance

a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.

When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

dubious victory

A questionable or suspect victory

Though the death of her husband was freeing, it was a dubious victory.

by LRaeH December 7, 2015

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017