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twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you
tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail
by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011
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twitter ego

Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers
by joboon April 30, 2015
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twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013
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twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.
"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."
by MsMello September 27, 2014
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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
by CherylFan September 13, 2014
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Twitter Argument

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"
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twitter mark

a person who goes crazy for no reason. ex: KROEOABSBSLEWOWJKSJSSJSJS YOU GUYS ARE SO SO SO CITE
"MAAAUAIAOAPAPAPAPS I MISS YOUUUUUUUU SLAYYYY KWEEN"
"Holy shit she is a Twitter mark."
by ErickRowan June 7, 2018
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