by Egro The Magnificent February 3, 2003
Get the titty twister mug.Noun: The upset stomach you may experience when about to see someone that you are twitterpated with (see twitterpated definition if you have not experienced this first-hand). Similar to butterflies, but much more intense and uncomfortable. Usually occurs about 30-60 minutes prior to the date, and diminishes about 30 minutes into the date, if it is going well.
Example of usage: I wish they would sell something over the counter to take for twitterflies, because they are a nuisance and I experience them everytime I am going to see Harold.
by lcc January 17, 2006
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When you flush the toilet and the water starts a twisting motion as your turd simultaneously hits the flow and starts twisting.
Dude I was about to give up so I flushed the toilet and then my shit came out last second and caused a Twister Turd!!
by dudeiszack August 17, 2010
Get the Twister Turd mug.When Twitter users make such a stink about something that it interferes with what a person or business was doing or planning on doing.
The Twitterference made it so that Michigan couldn't give away tickets to football games with the purchase of a coke.
The Twitterference caused Commissioner Goodell to suspend Ray Rice from the NFL.
The Twitterference caused Commissioner Goodell to suspend Ray Rice from the NFL.
by amhas September 23, 2014
Get the twitterference mug.To show off on social media (mostly Twitter hence the name) but since your on social media people can't tell if your lying. But if it's Twitter flexing then it is most definitely a lie
Guy1: holy shit this guy on twitter got like 100 coupes!
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
by Mc BushPig June 16, 2017
Get the twitter flex mug.Twitter is a website primarily used for three things:
1.) A website that allows it's subscribers to surround themselves with only people (followers) who agree with them and their point of view, which protects them from any dangerous level of critical thinking, or challenge to their worldview.
2.) A website where people log on to discover what is going on in the world that they should be offended or outraged by, regardless if this person, event or news has any real effect on them. Twitter provides regular updates to what is trending so people can be outraged and offended by something new about every five to ten minutes.
3.) This site is also used to dispatch one's very important thoughts and opinions on subjects or events, regardless of one's qualifications and/or knowledge on particular subjects or events. These, usually unfounded, opinions are then validated by like-minded strangers with "likes".
1.) A website that allows it's subscribers to surround themselves with only people (followers) who agree with them and their point of view, which protects them from any dangerous level of critical thinking, or challenge to their worldview.
2.) A website where people log on to discover what is going on in the world that they should be offended or outraged by, regardless if this person, event or news has any real effect on them. Twitter provides regular updates to what is trending so people can be outraged and offended by something new about every five to ten minutes.
3.) This site is also used to dispatch one's very important thoughts and opinions on subjects or events, regardless of one's qualifications and/or knowledge on particular subjects or events. These, usually unfounded, opinions are then validated by like-minded strangers with "likes".
Example 1: I blocked this guy on Twitter because he was mansplaining to me the fallacy behind the "wage gap". Who does he think he is challenging my point of view like that?
Example 2: *wakes up* I wonder what's up on a Twitter. *logs into Twitter account* WHAT? I can't believe they are drilling a pipeline there! WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE!?!?! *three minutes later* Tweets: "George Bush Sr touched someone's butt decades ago!? OUTRAGEOUS! DISGUSTING #MeToo" *five minutes later* There was a shooting in Arkansas! When will we get serious about gun control! AHHHHHH!! etc.
Example 2: *wakes up* I wonder what's up on a Twitter. *logs into Twitter account* WHAT? I can't believe they are drilling a pipeline there! WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE!?!?! *three minutes later* Tweets: "George Bush Sr touched someone's butt decades ago!? OUTRAGEOUS! DISGUSTING #MeToo" *five minutes later* There was a shooting in Arkansas! When will we get serious about gun control! AHHHHHH!! etc.
by makazen May 4, 2018
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