Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

Trout

Bobby Anderson

Trout Anderson out cruising again. Stay safe everyone!

by No glory hole here October 8, 2023

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

Get your trout out

"Get your trout out" is a phrase commonly used by drivers of either a Vauxhall Viva or Renault Twingo. It's a term that is used to call local prostitutes into the vehicle.

Oh love, get your trout out

by anonymous October 6, 2020

hoboken trout

A condom, Jersey slang

I saw a Hoboken trout in the water at Coney Island New York.

by 44 st July 28, 2022

Trouted

When someone fingers your pussy and then stuff the same fingers in your mouth.

Emj was enjoying some good intercourse until he she got trouted 🐟

by rammy97 November 20, 2020

Manky trout

Ellie dimbleby’s fanny

Ellie has such a manky trout

by Doglicker69 January 14, 2019