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toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019
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tooth paste

A type of paste that you put on your tooth brush and then on your teeth and scrub with your tooth brush
i am now going to put my tooth paste on my tooth brush
by meepdog365 April 27, 2020
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tooth nugget

A peice of food that gets stuck in your tooth, especially one that is cracked or broken.
Yo bobby, I see you got them gold teeth you been wanting.
Naw G that's just a tooth nugget
by RichieArizona July 9, 2020
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Toothbrush

Slang for Vietnam

It gets the nickname toothbrush because soldiers in Vietnam had to make toothbrushes from wooden sticks kapp
“Hey let’s go on vacation to toothbrush”

“Hellino yeahino!”
by Brmfryys October 19, 2020
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toothify

1) to produce a serrated edge
2) to file or grind to a sharp point
3) to carve or sculpt into the shape of a tooth/teeth
4) to adorn with a tooth/teeth
5) to bare teeth
6) to bear teeth
7) to nip
8) to make powerful; give teeth to
9) to graduate from dental school
10) to add Bluetooth technology
1) Shoot me those pinking shears so I can toothify this fabric.
2) Toothifying your fingernails is a common response to losing your front teeth.
3) Hey Fang Man, are ya gonna toothify that log or just stare at it?
4) Your party hat could use some toothifying to snazz it up.
5) When I took a step toward the dog it toothified, so I backed away.
6) McWillie's Kangaroo Rat is born toothless but begins to toothify at 3 months.
7) If you touch or pick up bugs they might toothify you.
8) Rules tend to be ignored unless they're toothified.
9) She somehow practised dentistry for 20 years but never toothified!
10) The old Scot toothified 'is cochlear and cortical implants so 'e could 'ear 'is dreams.
by Illegal Aliens Anonymous January 19, 2021
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Tooth Barber

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
by Anuglyman January 10, 2022
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tronthocity

A word used to represent one's ejaculation whilst watching any intense scenes that could be considered an atrocity in the hit 1982 movie Tron.
Girl 1: How was your night?
Guy 1: SO good, had the largest tronthocity ever, shit was to wet.
by Swoinkmaster62 January 13, 2022
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