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Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.
“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday
by Namedtoby March 10, 2020
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toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
mugGet the toaster panmug.

Toaster

Toaster
Toaster is toaster!
by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021
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Toaster Foamer

Someone who has a strong interest in toasters and foams at the mouth at the thought of them.
I was at the diner and I asked for my bread toasted and the waiter was a toaster foamer. And foamed at the mouth
by Simon8089 October 21, 2025
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Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.
"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"
by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019
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computer toaster

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017
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Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018
mugGet the Ur Aunt issa Toastermug.

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