1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.
Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
by Rasta Boi July 21, 2020
by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021
1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.
by Starwolf1464 June 20, 2019
Baby *crying*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
by fedora_the_explorer May 09, 2021
Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.
Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.
by jorgenitales November 09, 2022
by Carling jones May 20, 2018
An amazing programmer who may or may not be a furry femboy and also plays Valorant, and who loves PHP.
Josh: Hey! I am having trouble setting up my server.
Calvin: Have you tried calling Toaster? Just ask him, but don't talk about PHP, or else.
Calvin: Have you tried calling Toaster? Just ask him, but don't talk about PHP, or else.
by thatfunnygermanman November 03, 2022