Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

googly face

A facial expression identifiable from across the room, that only occurs when one is thinking about, talking to, or talking about someone they really like. An uncontrollable shy smile and grinning eyes.

Often occurs when one receives a text from someone they really like.

"Neil must have texted Kasey again, she has googly face."

by continuouscountdown May 22, 2010

Volde-Face

A serious/Sirius medical condition in which your nose slowly recedes into your face...

'Wow, that guy has Volde-Face. Gutted for him!'

by HPCrazy7 December 1, 2011

Double faced

Another way of describing someone that is two faced.

Terry is double faced. He is a liar.

by Bailey1235 March 28, 2010

pug face

When a person palm strikes another person in the face out of anger or annoyance. This resembles turning one's face into that of a Pug (a type of dog) where physical features of the face have been flattened out as if one was hit by a frying pan.

This is different from a facepalm, where one would hit their own face with their own hand in frustration.

Guy 1: "Ughhh!!! My life SUCKS!!! I'm failing all of my classes this semester!!!"

Guy 2: "Shut up, you never even take notes or anything..."

Guy 1: "Yeah but at least I'm there every day to listen."

Guy 2: "Stop bitching, you play fricking computer games all class. Just stfu!"

Guy 1 gets *PUG FACED* by Guy 2

by azn_ninja April 7, 2010

butter face

A homonym that sounds like "but her face." To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.

She's a butter face: everything is sexy "butter" but her face.

by El Roberto April 8, 2004

face fuck

Sliding your cock in and out of someone's mouth usually while holding their head still or moving it in opposition to the movement of your hips.

She didn't bob while she gobbled my knob so i face fucked her.

by gregssa February 7, 2004