toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Hell Ticket

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.

I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.

by BrooksPennyWhore February 25, 2019

booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is where a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. It cannot be denied or reversed

Dude, you should show her your booty ticket

by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

10 ticket ride

These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!

Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!

by mememetoo October 19, 2020

Mets tickets

New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.

He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.

by gabbagooo February 20, 2021

Gas ticket

Irish slang for a very funny person

“You’re a gas ticket!”

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021

Timber ticket

A rag, pillowcase or blanket used to mop up semen.

Mom found the timber ticket

by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022