titty hounds

A titty hound is an individual whose thirst for the tit is unquenchable, and whose way of representing themselves is very hound like when on the prowl for tit!

"Did you see how thirsty the titty hounds were last night?"

"Yeah man they were howling mad when they got kicked out"

"What a bunch of dirty titty hounds eh"

by jameslahey January 12, 2015

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

Snack Titties

The pillowy breasts of a soft, out of shape,overweight military male aged 18-25 years old. Most often found laying on his bunk (shirtless, trousers unbuttoned for relief) snacking on chips and candy watching Anime on You Tube. Re: SnacktivitySnacktive

Private Deyreal's increased snacktivity has gained him some real sweet SNACK TITTIES. That bitch better find a treadmill or he'll be chaptered out.

by FITOLDFK April 28, 2019

titty tumbler

A.k.a. Motor boating.

gave that chick the old titty tumbler last night

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

titty split

A mountain of ice cream in between a woman's breasts

Did you hear Becky let her man have a titty split?

by flare 090 August 30, 2020

Titty Bream

A pond dwelling sunfish so flat and large you have to press it up against your chest to get the hook out.

Jeff caught himself a stringer full of Titty Bream on the pond tis morning.

by Harry Biggerstaff January 5, 2020

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019