Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 5, 2015

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!

Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"

by Tman227 October 27, 2016

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

Titty Bream

A pond dwelling sunfish so flat and large you have to press it up against your chest to get the hook out.

Jeff caught himself a stringer full of Titty Bream on the pond tis morning.

by Harry Biggerstaff January 5, 2020

Snack Titties

The pillowy breasts of a soft, out of shape,overweight military male aged 18-25 years old. Most often found laying on his bunk (shirtless, trousers unbuttoned for relief) snacking on chips and candy watching Anime on You Tube. Re: SnacktivitySnacktive

Private Deyreal's increased snacktivity has gained him some real sweet SNACK TITTIES. That bitch better find a treadmill or he'll be chaptered out.

by FITOLDFK April 28, 2019

titty tumbler

A.k.a. Motor boating.

gave that chick the old titty tumbler last night

by kstan34 August 10, 2010